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True Love – Part 1
by Adeyemi Adetosoye

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True Love! We all dream of being in love with that significant other, at some point in our lives. Is it better to have loved once than not to have loved at all? If this is really the case, then how do we actually find true love? How can a man or a woman really get to the core of the whole relationship game? What are the rules of such a game?
More often than not, it is not uncommon to find that either one partner feels really strongly about the other, whilst the other just bides time because he or she is the only one “available” at the time.

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The key to marriage and happily-ever-after, lies first and foremost, with finding the right person. A lot of folks believe that there may be just one unique individual for every person in the world. I however, beg to differ. Wherever one goes, there is always the possibility of meeting one or more persons who uniquely match our tastes – philosophically, culturally, materially, emotionally and of course, physically (those sure do come a dime a dozen).
Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks here. Why would one person be into another, whilst the other hardly misses a beat? There are a myriad of reasons, reasons which I will discuss in other articles. For now, we’d discuss the most fundamental one: Maybe he/she is not your “true love”.

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This leads us to a definition of the same. What is true love? Simply put, true love is the epitome of all your needs and desires in the other person, to a large extent. To a large extent? I hear you ask. Surely, to a large extent, because you can NEVER meet another human being who perfectly epitomizes what you truly desire in a significant other. To a large extent, however, it is possible to find such a one, but only just so.
Let’s analyze the last bit of my discourse for instance. Twins born of the same womb would hardly always see eye to eye over the same issue. Husbands and wives, even after 50 years of marriage would still not see eye-to-eye on certain issues, yet they live together: happily, we hope. Hence, why wait for the perfect person?
Humans are basically emotional and whimsical creatures. We are not robots, cannot be programmed to do only the same things. The only way we discipline ourselves is via several years of repetition, till we perform almost by rote. Therefore, we can never be perfect. Not in everything. You can never get another man just the exact flavor, the exact shade, the exact build, the exact manner of laughter, the exact you name it. Even if heor she’s of pristine character, he may defer from his ways just because. Because what? Just because. BECAUSE WHAT? “CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT, OKAY?” Whimsical Creatures.
It could have been anything. The room temperature, the color of the sky, his boss may have spoken rudely to him, he got drenched in the rain, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, so don’t look for perfection. That’s the first general rule of finding true love. In further articles, I will expound further on Finding True Love.

 

 

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Happy 25th Birthday Internet

Happy 25th Birthday Internet

Paying For ISP Internet Access

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Choosing ISP services can be real tricky and the rule of thumb is to pay for those services that you only need. Instead of plunking down change for all the bells and whistles. The typical small business web-site, four to seven pages, could choose a virtual hosting service with multiple email addresses, cgi-bin access and a T3 connection from the Internet for $19 to $27 per month.

Most small businesses pick the managed server hosting packages which could range from $3.95 a month to $20 a month. As stated before, these hosting packages have all the administrative support that you need and all you have to worry about is the development of your web-site. You are given an FTP client to load your site to the internet.

Socket Security Certificates cost extra for secure transactions of the financial type through your web page and you expect to pay at least $40 to $80 per month. The setup fees can be expensive and cost as much as $55, and sometimes more if you order special features. Large companies and high volume web sites pay more for certain types of services.

Shop around and get the best deal for your business. You can get web hosting through the internet from anywhere but you have to really study the ISP’s and see what they offer.

A big concern in choosing an ISP should be the response time in case a server goes down. How does the server respond during high traffic times on the server? You would have to ask the ISP representative what their percentage ranking is as far as server downtime.

You can find some of these rankings on the internet by going to cnet.com or use the Google search engine to rate the top ten ISP providers that have the best percentage of what the industry calls, “up” time according to their servers.

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Super Bowl 2014 is the XLVIII

Super Bowl 2014 is the XLVIII

Tomorrow our Nation will be celebrating and enjoying one of the most important events of the year. The Super Bowl 2014!

Lets celebrate together and enjoy with family and friends.

Super Bowl 2014 is the XLVIII

This will be the XLVIII Super Bowl in our history.

Here is the list of all of the Super Bowls until now

NO. DATE SITE RESULT
I Jan. 15, 1967 Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum Green Bay 35, Kansas City 10
II Jan. 14, 1968 Orange Bowl (Miami) Green Bay 33, Oakland 14
III Jan. 12, 1969 Orange Bowl (Miami) New York Jets 16, Baltimore 7
IV Jan. 11, 1970 Tulane Stadium (New Orleans) Kansas City 23, Minnesota 7
V Jan. 17, 1971 Orange Bowl (Miami) Baltimore 16, Dallas 13
VI Jan. 16, 1972 Tulane Stadium (New Orleans) Dallas 24, Miami 3
VII Jan. 14, 1973 Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum Miami 14, Washington 7
VIII Jan. 13, 1974 Rice Stadium (Houston) Miami 24, Minnesota 7
IX Jan. 12, 1975 Tulane Stadium (New Orleans) Pittsburgh 16, Minnesota 6
X Jan. 18, 1976 Orange Bowl (Miami) Pittsburgh 21, Dallas 17
XI Jan. 9, 1977 Rose Bowl (Pasedena, Calif.) Oakland 32, Minnesota 14
XII Jan. 15, 1978 Superdome (New Orleans) Dallas 27, Denver 10
XIII Jan. 21, 1979 Orange Bowl (Miami) Pittsburgh 35, Dallas 31
XIV Jan. 20, 1980 Rose Bowl (Pasedena, Calif.) Pittsburgh 31, Los Angeles 19
XV Jan. 25, 1981 Superdome (New Orleans) Oakland 27, Philadelphia 10
XVI Jan. 24, 1982 Silverdome (Pontiac, Mich.) San Francisco 26, Cincinnati 21
XVII Jan. 30, 1983 Rose Bowl (Pasedena, Calif.) Washington 27, Miami 17
XVIII Jan. 22, 1984 Tampa (Fla.) Stadium Los Angeles 38, Washington 9
XIX Jan. 20, 1985 Stanford (Calif.) Stadium San Francisco 38, Miami 16
XX Jan. 26, 1986 Superdome (New Orleans) Chicago 46, New England 10
XXI Jan. 25, 1987 Rose Bowl (Pasedena, Calif.) New York Giants 39, Denver 20
XXII Jan. 31, 1988 Jack Murphy Stadium (San Diego) Washington 42, Denver 10
XXIII Jan. 22, 1989 Joe Robbie Stadium (Miami) San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16
XXIV Jan. 28, 1990 Superdome (New Orleans) San Francisco 55, Denver 10
XXV Jan. 27, 1991 Tampa (Fla.) Stadium New York Giants 20, Buffalo 19
XXVI Jan. 26, 1992 Metrodome (Minneapolis) Washington 37, Buffalo 24
XXVII Jan. 31, 1993 Rose Bowl (Pasedena, Calif.) Dallas 52, Buffalo 17
XXVIII Jan. 30, 1994 Georgia Dome (Atlanta) Dallas 30, Buffalo 13
XXIX Jan. 29, 1995 Joe Robbie Stadium (Miami) San Francisco 49, San Diego 26
XXX Jan. 28, 1996 Sun Devil Stadium (Tempe, Ariz.) Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17
XXXI Jan. 26, 1997 Superdome (New Orleans) Green Bay 35, New England 21
XXXII Jan. 25, 1998 Qualcomm Stadium (San Diego) Denver 31, Green Bay 24
XXXIII Jan. 31, 1999 Pro Player Stadium (Miami) Denver 34, Atlanta 19
XXXIV Jan. 30, 2000 Georgia Dome (Atlanta) St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16
XXXV Jan. 28, 2001 Raymond James Stadium (Tampa, Fla.) Baltimore 34, New York Giants 7
XXXVI Feb. 3, 2002 Superdome (New Orleans) New England 20, St. Louis 17
XXXVII Jan. 26, 2003 Qualcomm Stadium (San Diego) Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21
XXXVIII Feb. 1, 2004 Reliant Stadium (Houston) New England 32, Carolina 29
XXXIX Feb. 6, 2005 Alltel Stadium (Jacksonville, Fla.) New England 24, Philadelphia 21
XL Feb. 5, 2006 Ford Field (Detroit) Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10
XLI Feb. 4, 2007 Dolphin Stadium (Miami) Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
XLII Feb. 3, 2008 University of Phoenix Stadium (Glendale, Ariz.) New York Giants 17, New England 14
XLIII Feb. 1, 2009 Raymond James Stadium (Tampa, Fla.) Pittsburgh Steelers 27, Arizona Cardinals 23
XLIV Feb. 7, 2010 Sun Life Stadium (Miami) New Orleans Saints 31, Indianapolis Colts 17
XLV Feb. 6, 2011 Cowboys Stadium (Arlington, Texas) Green Bay Packers 31, Pittsburgh Steelers 25
XLVI Feb. 5, 2012 Lucas Oil Stadium (Indianapolis) New York Giants 21, New England Patriots 17
XLVII Feb. 3, 2013 Mercedes-Benz Superdome (New Orleans) Baltimore Ravens 34, San Francisco 49ers 31

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100 Reasons Why I Love You

100 Reasons Why I Love You 

100 Reasons Why I Love You

1. Your loyalty to me and everyone or everything that matters to you
2.      Your compassion for everyone around you
3.      Your selflessness
4.      Your integrity
5.      Your strength
6.      Your devotion
7.      How you are always 100% honest no matter what
8.      Your kindness
9.      The way you always try to help others
10.    How you always stand up for what you believe in
11.    Your generosity
12.    Your confidence
13.    The way that you always look for and find the positive in everything
14.    Your optimism
15.    The fact that you know exactly where you are going in life and will do whatever it takes to get there
16.    Your courage even in the face of adversity
17.    Your boldness
18.    Your gentleness with me
19.    How you are always understanding with me even when I don’t deserve it
20.    How much you and I share in common together about everything
21.    How you always can make me laugh or smile even at times when I don’t want to your zaniness
23.    The fact that you refuse to ever completely grow up
24.    Your crazy voices, sounds, and imitations
25.    How you are always kind to animals
26.    The fact that you aren’t afraid to cry
27.    How you always help me when I need or ask you to and sometimes even when I don’t ask
28.    How you are always concerned about me and my well-being
29.    The way you hold me
30.    The way you liven up a room just by being in it
31.    How much you’ve taught me about life and myself
32.    Your intelligence
33.    The fact that you are good at fixing things or putting things together by hand
34.    Your zest for life
35.    Your electronic and technology savvy
36.    Your excellent people skills
37.    Your amazing voice
38.    Your awesome hair
39.    Your craziness
40.    Your incredible green eyes
41.    Your strong hands
42.    Your love of life
43.    Your uncompromising belief in God and family
44.    The fact that you would make the best father anyone could ever ask for or hope to have
45.    The way you walk
46.    The way you talk
47.    Your wackiness
48.    The fact that there is nobody else in the world like you and nobody will ever come close
49.    Your vast knowledge about everything
50.    How you are always good at everything
51.    The annoying fact that you are right 90+% of the time
52.    The amazing new experiences
 that I’ve shared for the first time with you and only you
53.    The way you make me feel about myself
54.    How you always tell me and show me everyday how much you love me
55.    How you don’t mind holding my hand or showing me affection even in public
56.    How you sometimes give up things you’ve wanted just for my benefit
57.    The way you kiss me and touch me
58.    The fact that you were willing to take a chance on me
59.    The way you always encourage and believe in me
60.    Your faithfulness
61.    Your true sense of honor
62.    The fact that you know how to be a real man
63.    The sweet gifts you’ve given to me
64.    The heart-touching things you’ve done for me and my girls
65.    The way you’ve opened up your heart and life to me
66.    The fact that I learn new amazing things about you everyday
67.    The way you look at me that makes me melt inside
68.    The love you’ve always shown me
69.    The way you always say awesome things about me to other people
70.    How much excitement
 you bring into my life everyday
71.    How you always bring out the best in me
72.    How you never take life for granted
73.    The way you always inspire me
74.    The fact that you are as much of a dreamer as me
75.    The fact that you are without a doubt my true soul mate
76.    The way that you know how to not take life too seriously and live for the moment
77.    The fact that you are the first and only person I’ve loved the way I do and the first person who ever truly loved me
78.    How forgiving you are
79.    How you’re not afraid to be a risk-taker
80.    Your incredible big heart
81.    How you always know what to say and how to say it in any situation
82.    How you always open doors for me, help me with the groceries, and take the garbage out for me
83.    How you always try to scare me and the dogs when we least expect it
84.    The fact that I know you will be one of the most successful men in the world someday because no one deserves it more than you
85.    The amazing way you always seem to be able to read my mind
86.    How we always still say or do the exact same thing at the same time
87.    Your extreme patience with me even when I push it to the limit sometimes
88.    Your charm and charisma
89.    Your wit and wisdom
90.    How you always comfort me or give me a shoulder to cry on when I need it
91.    How I know you’ll always be here for me through good times
 and bad no matter what
92.    The extraordinary amazing things that always happen to us that never happen to anyone else
93.    The fact that I know you are my real true soul mate and we were destined to be together
94.    How awesome you have been to my mom and dad and even my girls and how they all love you so much too
95.    How cute and adorable you can be
96.    Your determination and conviction and how once you set your mind on something that nobody can change it
97.    Your incredible dreams and visions for our future that will come true
98.    How much you know about me now and that you’ve seen both my good sides and bad and that you still love me anyway
99.    How much I know you love your mom/dad and how great of a son you are to them and I admire you for that
100.   Every little single detail about you that makes you who you are and the fact that you are the best boyfriend in the whole world

 

Bonus Reason

101.   The fact that this list was so easy to write, but also so hard because I had to limit it to just 100 reasons when I can think of at least a million plus reasons why I love you and why I am the luckiest woman in the world. I wanted to write this list for you to give you just a little glimpse of how much love is in my heart for you and how much you mean to me and maybe do something that no one else has ever done for you before.   I love you with all of my heart.

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Holocaust Remembrance Day

Holocaust Remembrance Day

Alex Levin, Art Levin Studio. www.ArtLevin.com
January 26

Holocaust Remembrance Day
Holocaust Remembrance Day

Today, International Holocaust Remembrance Day is to remind everybody that it is to never happen again. Jews come together to remember the 6 million Jews who perished in the Holocaust.
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Schindler’s Way
by George Lunt

There is more than one way to actively fight tyranny. The obvious way is to stage a massive demonstration, where the protestors are subjected to being maced, beaten, shot and hauled off to jail by government police. If the demonstrators go against a well established tyrannical government, it may take years of well organized protests, and the heartache and pain associated with them, to achieve the desired objective.
Another, more subtle approach, was made famous by Steven Spielberg’s academy award winning movie “Schindler’s List.” The movie details how a German industrialist, Oskar Schindler, was able to save over a thousand Jews from being sent to death camps during World War II.
Before World War II, Krakow, Poland’s Jewish population numbered over 50,000. After Germany invaded Poland, Jews were herded into crowded ghettos, and faced all forms of abuse from the German occupation force. Jewish property and businesses were appropriated by the SS and sold to Nazi party members.
Schindler came to Poland in 1939 believing he could make a lot of money as a war profiteer. He quickly became friends with the local Gestapo leaders. He would supply them with money, women, and liquor. His connections helped him acquire a factory using Jewish labor. This factory produced enamel goods and munitions to supply the German front.
At first he seemed like a typical German industrialist, only concerned about profit and not really worried about the means used to get it. But Schindler’s actions proved to be very different. As more and more Jews began to be sent to death camps, Schindler began hiring more of them for his factory. He hired unskilled workers and falsely reported they had essential factory skills. He paid off the Nazis so they would allow certain people to work at his factory. He got some rich Jews to invest money in his factory in order to work there and be spared the holocaust. Schindler later used this money for everyone’s benefit.
In March of 1943, the Germans closed the Krakow ghetto. Jews were moved a Plaszow concentration camp just outside the city. Schindler’s Jews still continued to work at his factory. He even convinced the Germans to build a special sub-camp for his workers. By the summer of 1944, Plaszow was ordered closed and the Jews moved to Auschwitz to be liquidated. Schindler, through pleading and bribery of High German officials convinced the Germans to relocate his factory to a new site in Czechoslovakia. This is when he made the famous “Schindler’s list” of everyone that would be allowed to move to his new factory. He took a thousand Jews from Plaszow to Czechoslovakia. Other workers were added to his list of employees now and then for variety of reasons. During this time, Schindler spent all his money to protect his Jews and to pretend that his factory was essential to the German war effort. By May, 1945 the Russians liberated his factory. Schindler and his wife, fled to Argentina and took up farming. In 1958 he returned to Germany where he died in poverty in 1974.
Schindler is honored for the creative way that he manipulated the Germans for years and saved over a thousand lives in the process. Have you ever thought of how many people Schindler would have saved if he “stood up” directly against German oppression? My guess would be that he would have been shot instantly or would have wound up in a gas chamber at Auschwitz. His actions prove that it is not always prudent to “stand up” and “speak out” when fighting an overwhelmingly powerful enemy.
In these times, where corporate aliens have gained tremendous power over our lives, it makes more sense to use creative techniques, as Oskar Schindler did, to combat their oppression. Here are some examples of how Schindler’s techniques may be used in today’s world.
Corporate aliens are controlling most of today’s work environments. As a result, employees are being tracked, listened to, or watched. Everyone is constantly told to be more productive, even though, productivity profits only upper management. Productivity and quality meetings are commonplace. All corporate jobs have common harassment factors. To stand up for your rights in these environments will only get you fired. Instead, using Schindler’s techniques can be very helpful in maintaining your mental well being. Pretend it’s a joy to come to work every day. Build a strong friendship with your supervisor. Wine, dine and make him or her happy. Keep your resume up to date and use it to get a higher paying position when the opportunity presents itself. Make maximum use of your sick days and personal days. Find subtle ways of shifting the blame for any work related problems back to management. Don’t think of working as the equivalent to being in a concentration camp. Do anything within reason to secretly make your life less frustrating. Be creative.
Consider American companies like Google, Yahoo, and MSN in China. Could they really be trying to secretly help the government opposition? Are they really using Schindler’s tactics? If they are, for these tactics to be effective, they can’t publicize them. Does turning in a few dissidents mean they’ve become China’s pawn or are they really protecting thousands by turning in a few? Do we know enough to judge? Even if the companies themselves wholeheartedly collaborate with the government, could not employees of these companies use their company resources to secretly support the enemy? When we protest the actions of these companies, remember that if they did not establish their presence in China, using any subtle techniques to support the cause of freedom would not be possible.
Recently there has been a lot of talk about the US income tax being unconstitutional. Some people have gone to great lengths to interpret the constitution and prove that the income tax is against the law. Be that as it may, the government runs the country, and its interpretation of the constitution, in spite of what it really says, is that income tax is legal and failure to comply can result in fines and imprisonment. Some of the people that have stood up for their constitutional rights are currently serving time in federal prison. Why not use the Schindler approach? The government makes it easy to legally reduce taxes, with tax loopholes designed to help corporate America. Learn to use these tax loopholes effectively. There might even be instances where you can obtain an “under the table” income so that the IRS doesn’t know about it. If you look at how governments use tax money, you know that the amount of taxes they get from the common man is totally unfair. But, standing up to them will only result in more problems. Being creative can get much better results. Why go to prison?
As time goes on many “democratic” governments are demanding more and more individual rights. History has shown that when governments go too far, revolution results. Using corporate alien techniques, populations are being conditioned to worry more about the “World Series” or “Super Bowl” than their individual rights. Under these circumstances a revolution may never come, no matter how abusive the government gets. And if a revolution does come, the new government would usually be more oppressive than the one just overthrown. For an individual living in these times, the only way to obtain any kind of justice is to use Schindler’s techniques to secretly achieve his or her goals in the midst of government interference.

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Bubble Baths to Fight Depression

Bubble Baths to Fight Depression

 

Bubble Bath Day

Who can’t remember how much fun you had while taking a bubble bath when you were a child! Today is January 9 and it is the Bubble Bath Day!

Taking-Bubble-BathSometimes you feel sad or depressed with no reason. Usually there is no need to take pills or remedies. You only have to care about yourself. We can start remembering little things that made you happy when you were a child.
We can, for example, to think something like… today is January 9 and is the Bubble Bath Day… So take away your child soul and have some fun with a bubble bath. Even as an adult, don’t be ashamed to take a small yellow rubber duck with you in the tub! just relax and have a good time while listening to music and pampering yourself in your Bath Tub!
Follow these easy steps to be sure to have some fun:
– Before to getting in the bathroom choose the clothes you want to wear. Don’t forget the towels and get some nice candles. Listen to some relaxing music or even apply a nice face mask to pamper yourself. You could even go all the way and give yourself a manicure or a pedicure.
– Be sure that the tub stopper is correctly placed. Let the water run and check the temperature.
– If you don’t have a bubble soap, you can always use some shampoo for those nice bubbles. Many people loves Castille soap (that will be wonderful for your face). Would you prefer Coconut oil.. and yes, you will get a natural fragrance. Essential oil are also relaxing. Do you want to do more research? there are also peppermint, eucalyptus, rosewood, chamomile, lavender, etc. The list is very large!
* You can try this Cherry Berry Bubble Bath made by Pionner Thinking that it is amazing:
1/2 cup unscented shampoo
3/4 cup water
1/2 teaspoon salt (regular table salt is fine)
15 drops cherry fragrance oil
Directions: Pour shampoo into a bowl and add water.
Stir gently until well mixed. Add salt, and stir until mixture thickens.
Add cherry fragrance and place in decorative bottle.
– Some people also use a 1/2 cup of milk as a skin nutrient. You can also try different salts or essential oils.
– For those of you who enjoy these stuff with your significant other, today is a really good day to have some relaxing time with that special someone in your life.
I understand that you may think that this is a silly solution to problems… but why you don’t try to give a try? you don’t have anything to lose! Try it! I am sure that you won’t regret it.
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Unforgetable Christmas Story

Unforgetable Christmas Story

Quotes of a Christmas Story

#1 = Randy hates meatloaf.

 Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.

Dad: All right, I’ll get that kid to eat. Where’s my screw driver and my plumber’s helper? I’ll open up his mouth and I’ll shove it in.

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#2 = 

I Triple-Dog-Dare You!

 Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That’s dumb!

Schwartz: That’s ’cause you know it’ll stick!

Flick: You’re full of it!

Schwartz: Oh yeah?

Flick: Yeah!

Schwartz: Well I double DOG dare you!

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare you”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.

Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare you!

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

#3 = 

Be Sure To Drink Your…What?

After working hard to break a secret code that turned out to be a promotion

Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

#4 = 

The Leg Lamp Catastrophe.

Earlier in the movie, the father won a ‘leg lamp’ as an award. The following is after the mother accidentally breaks it.

Father: Don’t you touch that! You were always jealous of this lamp.

Mother: Jealous of a plastic…

Father: Jealous! Jealous because I WON.

Mother: That’s ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is… the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered major award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of “Taps” being played, gently.

# 5 = 

Red Rider.

Ralphie: I want a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle. Oooooooh!

Mother: No, you’ll shoot your eye out.

# 6 = 

Daddy’s Gonna Kill Ralphie!

 Mother: Randy? What’s wrong? What are you crying for?

Randy: Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie!

Mother: No he’s not.

Randy: Yes he is!

Mother: No, I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!

# 7 = 

Teacher’s Wisdom.

Teacher (Ms. Shields): Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I’m sure that the guilt you feel is far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don’t you feel terrible? Don’t you feel remorse for what you have done? Well, that’s all I’m going to say about poor Flick.

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught.

# 8 = 

Gifts From Your Distant Relatives.

After receiving a bunny outfit as a gift.

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

# 9 = 

Meeting With Santa.

 Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.

Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!

Ralphie is shoved down a slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up

Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

# 10 = 

The F-Word.

Saving the best for last!

Ralphie: Oooh fudge!

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word!

Mother: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Ralphie: Uh….

Mother: That’s what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): It was all over. I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmm. Mere child’s play compared to what surely awaited me.

 

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Recommendations while traveling

Recommendations while traveling

Dear Pals,
* Enjoy the Holidays!
* Have a safe trip while visiting your friends and relatives!
* Check your car before you leave.
* Eat and drink in a moderate way.
* Protect children and older people in case of extreme weather.
* Don’t forget your medicines (if you need any)

These are some recommendations to help you while traveling!

We hope you come back to home safe!!

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Making Travel Plans to Paris

Choosing the best time of year to visit Paris:
Deciding on the time of year you want to go to Paris is the first thing you really should do. The weather is the major topic to consider first. Paris has an average of 15 snow days a year mostly rain and damp in the winter with occasional winds and rain. The average temperature in Paris is 53 degrees the most pleasant weather of any capital in Europe. During the summer there are very few days that the temperature gets over 85 degrees.

August is the slow month for activities. August is their holiday month and many of the attractions are closed. Paris has a skeleton staff during this month. If you want to enjoy many activities, then you may want to choose another month to visit.

Want a first class hotel while you are in Paris? July and August are the best times to be sure of getting the deluxe room you are wanting. There are many students in Paris during July and August so getting a budget room is usually out of the question.

Remember the annual auto show is in late September and early October. The hotels are booked during this time so if you are going to see the car shows get your reservation in early.

I know everyone want to travel on holidays. Paris is not the place to plan you trip on a holiday because most everything closes. There are hardly any activities going on during the holiday seasons.

Whenever going over to another country you will need a passport. If you not French get a passport and be sure to check the expiration date on it, passports run out like coupons do. U.S. Citizens staying less than 90 days don’t need a visa. When staying longer than 90 days you’ll need to apply for a long-term visa, residence card, or a temporary-visa for you stay. A proof of income or means of income while in Paris and a good reason why you are applying for long-term stay is required. The U.S. State Department can give you info and guide you through the procedure when applying for your passport.

When entering France you can only take certain things and amounts with you. In addition, when you leave France you have to be careful about what and how much you bring back with you. You can also find out about these restrictions from your state department nearest you.

Are you handicap and have special needs. Paris is better equipped to handle handicap than most cities. Most of the more modern hotels and facilities have the necessary equipment and rooms for the handicap and elderly. You should contact ahead of time to let them know what you need; or if you are going through a travel agency, they can do it for you.

Trains are even equipped for the handicap and special needs that you might have to have when traveling around Paris. The older trains have compartments for the wheelchair and guide dogs but the newer one are made with the handicap in mind.

When going to Paris it is a good idea to check with the French Government Tourist office in your area. They can help you make all your decisions. There are different packages that a person can get to fit their budget. Travel Packages and Escorted Tour packages are different so is sure you know what you are looking for.

When deciding on your travel package it usually includes the airfare, accommodations, car rentals airport transfers even help you decide on the activities you might have in mind.

The Escorted Tour is a group of people going on the same trip together along with and escort. Everything is planned out for you from the time you leave home until you return.

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The Camera Backpack

The Camera Backpack

Boy-with-Backpack-3When you go out of the house to go somewhere else, you never forget to bring your bag. Bags are very important; it’s where you put all your stuff. In fact, you’ve been using it ever since you were in the pre-school. And now that you’re all-grown up, you still can’t live without it.

Bags are used in many different ways. There are school bags, designer bags for men and women, laptop bags, accessory bags, and most of all, a camera bag for your precious camera. If you love photography, and you take your most prized possession with you (that is your camera), you want to ensure its safety. Then what you need is a camera bag. There are bags specially made for cameras.

If you don’t want to carry a bag, you can opt for a backpack camera-bag. Just sling it over your shoulders, and off you go. It’s not difficult to find one because it is widely available in department stores and even on the net. You are already aware that you can actually go shopping on the net without leaving your home. Through the Internet, you can choose from many styles of bags for your camera. Look for online stores that offer this type of bags.

Some of the bags available are the following:

1. APPOLLO camera back pack
2. Canon Deluxe Back pack
3. LowePro Slingshot 100AW Digital Camera Backpack
4. Tamrac back pack Mini Trekker
5. Pro mini back pack camera bag

These are just some of the backpack bags available for cameras. There are many brands of bags, and oftentimes when it comes to choosing the bag, it depends on what camera you have and on how you are going to use the bag. Since there are many bags to choose from, you should first identify your needs and what other accessories you plan to put into your bag.

You can find camera backpacks easy for toting. Some bags have a lot of pockets in case you need to carry other items like batteries or films. Some bags even have a compass attached to it, more like the military bags. The bottom section of the bag is where you usually put your camera and the bag’s top section is for your personal gear.

You can find back packs in different colors and designs. If you want to spend more money on your camera bag, you can also go for ones which are specially designed to withstand harsh weather conditions. There are camera bags which have rain covers to completely protect your camera form getting wet, and a lot of compartments for other important things. You can even put your MP3 or CD players on one of its compartments.

Choose a camera bag that is durable and of top quality. Most bags, especially the expensive ones, have warranties. Sometimes, people forget these things because they want a much cheaper bag. However, if you can’t afford the expensive ones, it’s not a sin to buy cheap bags. Just make sure that the bag can carry your camera stuff with ease and protection.

Cameras are expensive, so naturally you want to have a perfect bag to carry your precious item. So if you’re going out, make sure that you put it in your back pack rather than carrying it around.


According to Wikipedia, a lanyard usually is used where there is a risk of losing the object or to ensure that it is visible at all times. That is a great reason to buy a lanyard that can assure you not to lose something that you might need to leave or arrive your home everyday… the precious keys!

Holidays are great occasion to give your beloved ones a great and helpful gift…

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Planning a Long Visit to Paris

When you plan a long stay in Paris for any length of time, you should look into a few things before getting started. You will find many things to do as the seasons change.

How to choose sports in Paris
Unbelievably Paris offers 360 different sports. You can check with your nearest travel agent and they can assist you in finding out what would best fit your wants before going. There are many parks in different areas that a person and just go to relax as well as play some football or soccer. Perhaps you can have a picnic while your there. Swimming is a popular sport for fun as well as exercise, most hotels have swimming pools but you can also go to the many public pools and private owned ones too.

You can visit the stadium in Paris to enjoy your favorite sport. There is always something going on at a stadium to make give you a relaxing enjoying night out.

How to choose schools in Paris:
If you are planning to make your stay long term, so you can go to school that’s great. Paris has 13 universities for you to choose from making Paris known as the European University Capital. Over 300,000 students attend school each year. The King of France started the first school and academy in his palace the year of 800. He wanted everyone to have the chance of a lifetime to learn. During the months of September through November, the welcome center is open to help the students find housing, jobs, get bank accounts or whatever they may need for their long term stay.

How to find Gay spots in Paris:
Paris is open-minded for the Gay and Lesbian, letting these people be-their own person. Dozens of bars, restaurants, hotels and many more things are open for them. Wherever you see a “rainbow flag,” it is for the gay and lesbian crowds. Join the association for gay and lesbian tourists, they provide a meeting point for groups on Saturday. Find an apartment in the gay community and make your life a happy one on a day-to-day basis. Check out the Gay travel agency where they have tours and events for everyone. Paris also provides clubs with the gay and lesbians in mind.

How to protect your belongings:
Safety is something everyone needs to be aware of. There are many pickpockets out there walking the streets so keep the wallets in your back pocket, make sure your bags are securely fastened. Hang onto those cell phones; everyone likes those free minutes. If someone should walk up and offer their services to you, make a visit to the official sales point to let it be known. The official sales point can give you information on safety a list of all the police stations as well.

When your choosing the season for your stay in Paris be sure to check with your nearest travel agent. The air is not of good quality and can cause your airways to plug up, you might experience difficulty breathing and it even causes the erosion of monuments.
Paris City is doing all they can to provide fresh air, which is polluted, caused from the surplus of traffic. Air is constantly being monitored; when the pollution is high, the media is alerted. Warnings are put out for the children, elderly, and pregnant women in mind. When the pollution is high, all outdoors sports are canceled until it goes down. Although the air is generally good, the city is encouraging the people to use the public transport, cycling, and roller-blading more. This would cut down the pollution and make it safer for everyone.

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