Happy National Thriftshop Holiday

Happy National Thriftshop Holiday

National Thriftshop Day is a day for a real bargain.

Thriftshops is an old term for stores that sell items deeply discounted merchandise. It’s not always the highest quality, but the price is right. You know these stores better today as discount department stores and dollar stores.

Date When Celebrated : Always August 17 th

Happy National Thriftshop Holiday
Happy National Thriftshop Holiday

Watch for sales and specials today at Thriftshops in celebration of National Thriftshop Day. If you are a store owner, create a sale around this special day, and watch your August sales sizzle!

 

The Origin of National Thriftshop Day:
Our research did not find the creator, or the origin of this day. Without a doubt, a thrift shop somewhere started this special day. It most likely originated when a Thrift store promoted a summer sale.

Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt
‘Cause right now I’m up in her skirt
I’m at the Goodwill, you can find me in the Uptons
I’m not, I’m not stuck, I’m searchin’ in that section Uptons

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy

I’ll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that motherfucker
The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker
I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker
They be like, “Oh, that Gucci. That’s hella tight.”
I’m like, “Yo, that’s fifty dollars for a T-shirt.”
Limited edition, let’s do some simple addition

Fifty dollars for a T-shirt – that’s just some ignorant bitch. Shit

I call that getting swindled and pimped. Shit
I call that getting tricked by a business
That shirt’s hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don’t
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get girls from a brand and you hella won’t
Man you hella won’t

Goodwill… poppin’ tags… yeah!

I’m gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

I wear your granddad’s clothes
I look incredible
I’m in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road
I wear your granddad’s clothes, damn right
I look incredible, now come on, man
I’m in this big ass coat, big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road. Let’s go

I’m gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

Is that your grandma’s coat?

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